"Dressed tofuburger with cheese. A magnificent specimen indeed. As good a meal as I'm ever likely to have. A crispy and wholesome spiced tofu patty, grilled to perfection. Sitting on a bespoke brioche bun, topped with melted American cheese, and dressed with crisp, iceberg lettuce, smothered in my special 'survivor sauce.' And to top it off, a crispy, juicy pickle... that I saved for my whole adventure! This is it. The ultimate meal."