- "Delicious and not even that bad for me! And to top it off, it's as frosty as the North Pole, thanks to that liquid nitrogen I found!"
- — one of three responses "You" can say when looking at it.
Chilled Mexican Cola can be made by using Mexican Cola on the strange canister. To get to the canister, you need The Director's Cut. Use the Cat Key (see Optional Quests) to open the receptionist room in the Hospital.
- Sane +500
- Health +100
- Food +40
- Exhaustion -99