- "I have managed to hold onto this can long enough... to see the day that it gets chilled. I'm proud of myself!"
- — one of two responses "You" can say when looking at it.
The Chilled Can of Soda affects your sanity in a positive way. However, it's not as good as Chilled Mexican Cola. Chilled Cans of Soda are not randomly scattered around The City or Apartment.
- Sane +100
- Health +95
- Exhaustion -90
"You" will state upon drinking this:
- "... Amazing! It's in a different league when it's this cold. I can hardly see from the carbon bite!"